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#simone biles

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

April 18th, 544,002 notesreblog
Yesterday I witnessed two of the most important people in my life get married, and I couldn’t be more happy for them.  I love you both!

Yesterday I witnessed two of the most important people in my life get married, and I couldn’t be more happy for them. I love you both!

#I also cried#a lot#oops#wedding
true story of the day
everyone: dont go in the sea theres jellyfish
david cameron: fuq u im the prime minister i do what i want
david cameron:
david cameron:
david cameron:
david cameron: ow
April 18th, 37 notesreblog
#lmao#what a twat
#kate#my queen

serenebranson:

Well a very, very heavay, uh, heavy burtation tonight, we had a very deris, derison… but let’s go ahead tarez tasin flabette behead the pit.

camouflagegirl:

dohertypeter:

i still don’t understand why girls have to pay for pads and boys can get free condoms

girls HAVE to have their periods and boys don’t HAVE to have sex

This is the best post I have ever seen

April 18th, 146,614 notesreblog
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)
April 16th, 287,635 notesreblog
#the way she spots it#ugh#perf#aly raisman

ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

#we're the millers